Phrases & Script

Phrases
Hello, prince. (roommate says to me as I walk in the door)
Sweet beebee angle, whatcha doin. (another name my roommate calls me)
Bless her heart, she is Momocked with those boys. They will be the end of her.
(talking to my Grandmother in down east NC about my Aunt)
Hey bubba, (talking to my mom)
Arielle rolls her eyes, she doesn't have to say a word, I know what she means (we are at work, watching the guy next to us watch basketball videos all day)


Script
Scene is based on verbiage my roommate uses while talking to me.

The Misadventures

by

Allen Stenberg

EXT. Home, natural light coming in from windows – afternoon

Backstory: Michael a shares his home with two woman, all three are in college. They met while working in the service industry together, it is also what created this no boundaries relationship between the three. All people in question are extremely non-heterosexual. They also share the home with two cats.

Michael is laying on the sofa, doing homework but also halfway watching TV. The TV is playing softly in the background while Michael tries to work on his project. Anna comes down the stairs after being up in her room cleaning/putting away laundry.

Anna
What’ch doin Beebe?

Michael
 Meh. I should be doing homework but I also found this documentary. Sooooooo nothing.

Did you know I can see your underwear through your leggings?

Anna
 yeah, they’re too small. But it doesn’t matter because I’m not leaving the house. Jokes on you sucker.

You wanna come outside and smoke Barbee boy?(pronounces S with a whistle)

Michael
 Yesh mama.

Michael follows Anna do the door.

Michael
 One sec, I forgot my phone.

Michael turns to go back and grab his phone, then walkers back outside, closing the door behind him.

Anna
Hey, can you grab my lighter from the kitchen.

Michael
 Erm, no captain, the door seems to be locked…

Anna
 did you lock the door…

Michael
 I don’t think so, but I must have. Because the door is locked.

Anna
FUCK

Michael
Let’s walk to 711.